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  • Ha!  Ya Missed Me! by Jim Arehart

    Ha! Ya Missed Me!

    "No I didn't! Yer wounded in the arm!"
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    This is what happens when you play with "Camera on a Stick" and shoot at things you can't see!'

  • Butter-Flyover by Jim Arehart

    Butter-Flyover

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    1980 ~~<u><b>Blondie dabbles in Rap</b></u> and kicks off HIP HOP
    Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's fly
    DJ's spinning I said my, my
    Flash is fast, Flash is cool
    Francois sais pas, Flashe no deux
    And you don't stop, sure shot
    Go out to the parking lot
    And you get in your car and you drive real far
    And you drive all night and then you see a light
    And it comes right down and lands on the ground
    And out comes a man from Mars
    And you try to run but he's got a gun
    And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
    And then you're in the man from Mars
    You go out at night, eatin' cars
    You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
    Mercuries and Subarus
    And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
    Then, when there's no more cars
    You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
    Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
    One to one, man to man
    Dance toe to toe
    Don't move too slow, 'cause the man from Mars
    Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
    Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
    He's gonna eat 'em all
    Rapture, be pure
    Take a tour, through the sewer
    Don't strain your brain, paint a train
    You'll be singin' in the rain
    I said don't stop, do punk rock

    Well now you see what you wanna be
    Just have your party on TV
    'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV's on
    And now he's gone back up to space
    Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
    And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
    Just blast off, sure shot
    'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
    And now he only eats guitars, get up!

  • We're All Summered Out! by Jim Arehart

    We're All Summered Out!

    There's still 20 some hours left to go but we are happy to wish this, the hottest, driest summer on record for this region, farewell.
    Little impulses of cool fronts and rainy weather are now beginning to break through and make their way south every few days.
    Sometimes they even bring a few millimeters of rain.

  • Train Wreck  -- by the dawn's early light.. by Jim Arehart

    Train Wreck -- by the dawn's early light..

    One story goes:
    The train driver saw this crazy woman about to jump the gates.
    He slammed on the brakes in the cab but 31 cars full of coal didn't get the message and we had a pileup!
    Believe it or not --
    No one was hurt in the train wreck but there are a few hurtin' units working this wreck in 100° heat.

  • ??  Well I'm Thinkin' Tonight of My Blue Eyes ?? by Jim Arehart

    ?? Well I'm Thinkin' Tonight of My Blue Eyes ??

    ?? Oh, I'm thinking tonight of my blue eyes
    Who is sailing far over the sea.
    I'm thinking tonight of my blue eyes
    And I wonder if he ever thinks of me.??
    <i> A.P. Carter</i>
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    This neighbor pooch may get to enjoy snow one day out of the year in Mineral Springs.
    ( And it doesn't make his blue eyes brown.)
    That day was March 7 in 2008.
    He looks mean but he is 100% pure sweetheart!

  • The Early Bud Catches the Bee by Jim Arehart

    The Early Bud Catches the Bee

    These Hibiscus set bloom just before sunrise so they can quit by noon when it's a hunnert ° in the shade.
    The Bees come around early for the buffet.

  • The Early Bud Catches the Bee II by Jim Arehart

    The Early Bud Catches the Bee II

    These Hibiscus set bloom just before sunrise so they can quit by noon when it's a hunnert ° in the shade.
    The Bees come around early for the buffet.

  • This is Goober by Jim Arehart

    This is Goober

    He lives somewhere in the canopy above our back yard. Every day about 4:00 pm he begins to beg for his peanuts.
    Bonnie gives him and all his friends, blue jays and woodpeckers raw peanuts.
    Thing is, Goober has gotten so he'll take from her hand. You see, that just removes the risk involved in having to outsmart the birds and other squirrels.
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    So, here he is, eating his peanut, which he has carefully shelled. He is not sure what the guy with the camera is doing, but he seems harmless.
    So, here's a pose.

  • What Was That??!! by Jim Arehart

    What Was That??!!

    This nice old oak tree was about all the cattle in this pasture had to stand under to get out of the sun.
    Many a time I have driven by and seen ten or twelve bovines seeking refuge from the heat.
    Well, it would seem something far greater than all of us must've taken exception to that and blown this old tree apart.
    I'm guessing it was that one last month I could've swore hit the chimney! .......................................<b>BOOM</b>

  • Magnolia Secrets by Jim Arehart

    Magnolia Secrets

    These smell like the hair tonic they used to put on in the barber shop when I was a kid.